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Gun with a Gun

March 20, 2018
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The other day I saw a gun carrying another gun for protection.

“No one is safe”, said the first gun.

It was a smart gun. Knew all of its gun rights.

The second gun also wanted to get a gun for protection, but the first gun wouldn’t let it. “It’s your classic slippery slope”, said the first gun. “Before you know it, the next gun will want a gun, and so on, until infinity. That’s a lot of expensive ammo. Unless they have a student discount on full metal jackets. Otherwise, forget it. Plus how will I friggin’ aim? It’s guns all the way down.”

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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