The other day I saw a gun carrying another gun for protection.
“No one is safe”, said the first gun.
It was a smart gun. Knew all of its gun rights.
The second gun also wanted to get a gun for protection, but the first gun wouldn’t let it. “It’s your classic slippery slope”, said the first gun. “Before you know it, the next gun will want a gun, and so on, until infinity. That’s a lot of expensive ammo. Unless they have a student discount on full metal jackets. Otherwise, forget it. Plus how will I friggin’ aim? It’s guns all the way down.”