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Funny signs seen at races

May 3, 2019
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The creativity of spectators at race events is quite amazing. Here are some of my favorite signs:

  • If it was easy, I’d do it.
  • You look HOT when you sweat.
  • Smile, you paid to do this.
  • You’re running better than the government.
  • Oh hell, you’ve come this far, you might as well finish.
  • I’ll bet you thought this was a good idea 2 months ago!
  • Runners don’t die, they just smell like it.
  • This seems like a lot of work for a free banana.
  • Move it, slowpoke.
  • WTF (Where’s The Finish).
  • Hurry, free beer at the finish line.

Roger Hollis

Air Force veteran, a veteran of 30+ years in the corporate world. Published in Medical Devices magazine. Illustrator for "1000 Ways in 1000 Days" available on Amazon. Long time runner. Author of "Running Log" also available on Amazon

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