Therapy
“it’s a lot cheaper than a therapist. It only requires shoes, t-shirt, and shorts”
Drug
“and I don’t even have to sneak into the bad part of town to get it, it’s perfectly legal”
Time to think
“I just have to remember that great idea I had when I passed mile 2”
Motivation
“because you can’t leave footprints on the sands of time if you’re sitting on the sofa”
Outlet
“I made a long list of things to do today but it seemed like too much work, so I went for a run”
Sanity
“because some days I amaze myself and other days I put my t-shirt on backward”
Reset button
“because some days I’m the best thing since sliced bread and the next, I’m toast”