Blond Georgia Q’Anon Congresswoman Jokes
Why did the blond Georgia Congresswoman have three names?
That upped her chances of remembering at least one of them.
Why did the blond Georgia Congresswoman support Trump?
She likes to back someone who is such a winner that he ‘wins’ no matter how many times he loses.
Why does the blond Georgia Congresswoman call herself a Congresswoman and not a Representative?
It was easier to spell Congresswoman.
Why did no other blonds run against the blond Congresswoman from Georgia?
They thought it was a footrace.
Why did the blond Congresswoman from Georgia have a real problem with bad breath?
Her anus was hooked up to where her mouth should be.
Why does the blond Congresswoman from Georgia avoid walking by veterinarian storefronts?
She’s afraid they’ll run out and give her a distemper shot.
How many blond Congresswomen from Georgia does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A lot. They themselves have a low wattage.
Why is it hard for a blond Congresswoman from Georgia to ‘own the libs’?
She is still looking for the slave auction because no one told her Lincoln ended it.
How do you get a blond Georgia Congresswoman out of your house in a hurry?
Tell her they are having a sale on white pointed hoods at the local Walmart.
What is the best way to trap a blond Georgia Congresswoman?
Leave some meth injected beer in the back of her pickup truck with a snag wire on it.
Why do blond Georgia Congresswomen from Georgia not like blond jokes?
They don’t get them.
Why do blond Georgia Congresswomen from Georgia not have a lot of babies?
They have a hard time figuring out which parts of their bodies are for sex.
How do you keep a blond Georgia Congresswoman from eating your food in the refrigerator?
Write ‘Non-Fattening’ on it.