“Hunter Biden is just the beginning,” Kentucky Republican James Comer announced Saturday at a press conference in the Capitol Building. “Once our party assumes control of the House of Representatives in January, we will determine once and for all what Commander, the Biden’s German Shepherd, has been up to. This animal is less than 2 years old, but he’s already fathered 8 pups by 5 bitches. As far as we know, he hasn’t married any of the mothers, and taxpayers’ dollars are supporting all of them.
“This is an outrage, and the President should be ashamed. Millions of hard-working Americans are struggling to put food on the table and gas in their cars, while this cur is free to roam the grounds of the White House, sniffing every crotch he encounters. Where’s the accountability?”
Speaking on behalf of the First Family, Jill Biden expressed surprise that “someone as homophobic as James Comer would object to the thoroughly heterosexual behavior of our beloved Commander.”