Putin Wins 2022 Nobel Prize for Being World’s Craziest White Man

On Sunday afternoon the Chair of the Nobel Prize Committee, Berit Reiss-Andersen, announced that the 2022 Nobel Prize for World’s Craziest White Man has been awarded to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The Award citation notes that “Mr. Putin has demonstrated a level of bat-shit crazy this year that puts him in a league of his own.  He has no peer.”

Finishing a distant second in the voting was Georgia Senatorial candidate Herschel Walker.  When a reporter pointed out to Reiss-Andersen that Walker is a black man, not a white man, she responded,“trust me, anyone who talks as crazy as Mr. Walker has GOT to be white.” 

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