“It was too good of an offer to pass up,” says Ron DeSantis, who announced on Tuesday that he would step down as governor of Florida on April 1st to take on the role of District Attorney Brad Grappler in the newest installment of the iconic TV franchise Law & Order.
The 8-episode series will depict Grappler’s pursuit of the AP Cartel, a loosely organized cabal of Maoist college professors who design subversive Advanced Placement courses that are intended to convert innocent high school students of all races and sexual orientations into black transgender activists. Grappler risks his reputation, his marriage, and his life in his lonely quest for justice. “I was born to play this role,” DeSantis claims.
Series producer Dick Wolf agrees: “Ron DeSantis has degrees from both Harvard and Yale, so it’s not surprising that he displays the high level of dipshit arrogance required by Grappler’s character. He also exudes the rugged, musky sexuality associated with Richard Nixon and Mitch McConnell. Female viewers of a certain age will be hitting the Pause button on their remote several times every episode in order to check the status of their undergarments, if you catch my drift.”
The first 4 episodes of Law & Order: EDU will be available on Hulu+ beginning Sunday, September 3rd.