Marvel Studios Signs Greta Gerwig to Direct “Clown Car: The Race for the Republican Presidential Nomination”

Basking in the success of Barbie, Greta Gerwig has agreed to direct Clown Car, an anti-superhero movie inspired by the embarrassing debacle of the September 27th debate featuring 7 Republican Presidential candidates.

“My goal is to make a comedy that is also a tragedy,” says Gerwig.  “I want you to laugh at this collection of hapless, interrupting numbnuts while you hold a barf bag that contains the results of your reflections on the current state of the Republican Party.

“Our cast for Clown Car is set.  Amy Schumer will portray Nikki Haley; Whoopi Goldberg is eager to play Vivek Ramaswamy; Kenan Thompson will make a terrific Chris Christie; and all of the remaining candidates will be portrayed by Will Ferrell. 

“Don’t be surprised if you see a torrid, scorched-earth sex scene in which a large carton of high-pulp Minute Maid Orange Juice makes a cameo appearance as Donald Trump, cavorting with Melania Death Star, played by Marla Maples.”

Marvel plans to release Clown Car in the spring of 2024.


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