You get angry at anything and everything.
You throw former associates under the bus- a real bus!
The only things you can relate to in life are money, attention, and female plumbing.
You have to have everything your way or no way.
You are intolerant of foreigners, even if your mother is one.
The truth is not something steadfast and real; it is manipulable like Silly Putty.
You believe you are the best at everything, even if you are not.
Your wife has to be as two dimensional as you are.
You feel you have the rights to unlimited amounts of money, unlimited power, unlimited wealth, unlimited women and unlimited self-bravado.
Too much already is never enough.
Anything less than $1,000,000 is chump change.
Anyone lower than middle class is an Untouchable like in India.
God was made in your image, not vice-versa.

True.
Sad.