Screaming “SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK!” Donald Trump broke through a barricade at Andrews Air Force Base on Thursday night, just as the plane carrying the three formerly imprisoned Americans was about to land. He was accompanied by J. D. Vance, who sprinted onto the runway and spread-eagled himself on the ground to prevent the plane from touching down.
Trump insisted that he could negotiate a deal that would be much more favorable to the United States: “Do you realize that the Russians have in their possession a Topps 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card that’s worth over $11 million? Mickey was such a great, great ballplayer for all of the white people. My friends and I loved him. Such a wonderful man. Truly special.
“How could the Biden administration allow Putin to keep that card? And Kamala? She didn’t lift a finger to get it back. I guarantee you, if it had been Willie Mays’s rookie card, that woman would have never shut up. She’d still be talking about it.”
It is expected that both Mr. Trump and Mr. Vance will be released from police custody on Saturday afternoon, with a plea date set for late August.
Let them keep them for the next prisoner exchange. Keep them somewhere away from the media. Trump is mostly Ruskie anyway.