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Darian is the author of three novels (currently unpublished in various degrees of completion), several short stories, scripts and writes comic books as well. He has been a semi professional musician for over 20 years and has been writing even longer. He also did standup comedy (poorly) for 2 and a half years. The half is important. Darian is going through a transitional period in his life, which means all hell is breaking loose. He is sure it will calm down, either with time or death. Besides avoiding any semblance of normality, he spends his free time playing video games and standing on the interstate yelling at traffic. Darian also adores speaking about himself in the 3rd person.

Mother of 3 Loses Mind on Social Media

July 31, 2013July 31, 2013 Darian Kovach

WHEELING, WVA – Local almost-menopausal woman, Anna Coltrane, reportedly “lost all God damn sense” on Twitter yesterday, according to one of her followers. The account, @juicysoccermom4137 (which has since been deleted) started the day off […]

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Reality Wept

June 30, 2013June 30, 2013 Darian Kovach

  Our second Fantasy Selection  for the day! The sun bled its final hurrah across the wind swept grass as a dark mist began to form immediately over the horizon. It encroached ever onward, seeking […]

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