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Author: Lisa K. Nelson

Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.

They Grow Up So Fast

May 25, 2012May 25, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

My 8 year-old son was late for school this morning because he was checking email. What next? I’m toasting extra Pop-tarts for his overnight bitches?

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fiction

Distract Yourself with the ADHDivas

May 24, 2012May 24, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

This week on ADHDivas…. Lisa has a new obsession… and yes, it’s shiny…   Our to-do lists are taking over…     and, what in the world does  “twice exceptional” mean? (Hint: it’s not as […]

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HO PodcastsADHD, OCD, parenting, twice exceptional

Wolf Parents Would Probably Be More Attentive

May 17, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic — the fact that my third child is ignored to the extent that he has to post his own school papers on our refrigerator — or the mediocre quality […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeparenting, school. kids

Diva’s Sweet 16

May 14, 2012May 14, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

podcast-16-siri-tating

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HO PodcastsADHD, iPhone

Congrats to Jay-Po; Good Luck, Kristin

May 9, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

J Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are expecting a boy this summer… when Kristin will have her hands full with two cry-babies pawing at her breasts.  (P.S. Po stands for pout.)

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionbaby, Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari

The Power Vacuum

April 30, 2012May 1, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Marilyn Munster plots her takeover…. ADH Divas 4-28-2012 podcast-15-the-power-vacuum

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HO PodcastsADHD, easter, Eminem
April 11, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Great news! ADHD kids will in all likelihood not grow up to be serial killers! podcast-13-your-green-slip-is-showing

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Injured Back to the Future

April 10, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Melissa Gilbert’s whiplash injury was found not to be from dancing after all, but rather the shock of yanking her career out of the 1970s.

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayDancing eith the stars, injury, Melissa Gilbert

Good Night, Nazi

March 17, 2012March 17, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

John Demjanjuk, who was convicted last year for his role in killing 28,000 Jews at a Nazi death camp during World War II, has died  at age 91 in a care home in southern Germany.  […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fiction, PoliticsDeath, John Demjanjuk, Nazi

Coma-Coma-Coma-Coma-Coma-Comedian

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Prop comic Gallagher has been placed in a medically induced coma — the same state, ironically, into which he lulls his audiences.

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