A bomb squad was called to Rush Limbaugh’s home after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out it was lettuce.
You can’t spell sanitarium and vomitorium without Santorum. Just sayin’.
Compared to Nicki Minaj’s Exoricist-acular performance at the Grammy’s, Lady Gaga must have felt mighty foolish sitting there with only a net on her face and a scepter.
A really kind of creepy, confusing, cruel thing to do to your dog is to gnaw and tug and eventually snarf down a piece of beef jerky right in front of his face.
After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin — basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen.
Turns out that woman who was stuck in the bathroom for ten years was merely trying to remove waterproof mascara.
A man in Thailand has married his dead girlfriend — giving new meaning to the phrase “getting laid to rest”.
Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” one minute closer to midnight in response to nuclear proliferation, global warming, and the popularity of the group LMFAO.
The Pope feels that gay marriage threatens “the future of humanity.” Gays retaliate by refusing to design any more gold lame maxi dresses. Pope Benedict XVI DSC00178 © by Beyond Forgetting
As winter break (a misnomer for parents, by the way) comes to a merciful close, I look back on the high- and low-lights of living 24-7 with my children – my eldest in particular. […]