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Author: Lisa K. Nelson

Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.

Rush’s Close Call

March 1, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

A bomb squad was called to Rush Limbaugh’s home after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out it was lettuce.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictionrush limbaugh

Rhymes with Dick

February 21, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

You can’t spell sanitarium and vomitorium without Santorum. Just sayin’.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fiction, PoliticsRick Santorum

Gaga Gets Out-Gaga’d

February 13, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Compared to Nicki Minaj’s Exoricist-acular performance at the Grammy’s, Lady Gaga must have felt mighty foolish sitting there with only a net on her face and a scepter.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionGrammys, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj

Beef Strip Tease

January 31, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

A really kind of creepy, confusing, cruel thing to do to your dog is to gnaw and tug and eventually snarf down a piece of beef jerky right in front of his face.

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Live-in Twin

January 30, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

After surgery, Peruvian boy’s parasitic twin —  basically hair and teeth — discovered to be Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Ma-scary Situation

January 27, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Turns out that woman who was stuck in the bathroom for ten years was merely trying to remove waterproof mascara.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybathroom, locked in bathroom, makeup. mascara, women

‘Til Death Do Us Start?

January 22, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

A man in Thailand has married his dead girlfriend — giving new meaning to the phrase “getting laid to rest”.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daybride, corpse, dead, Thailand

Party Rock-alypse

January 11, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

Scientists have moved the “Doomsday Clock” one minute closer to midnight in response to nuclear proliferation, global warming, and the popularity of the group LMFAO.

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The Anti-Gay White Pope

January 10, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

The Pope feels that gay marriage threatens “the future of humanity.” Gays retaliate by refusing to design any more gold lame maxi dresses.   Pope Benedict XVI DSC00178 © by Beyond Forgetting

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Good Times, Bad Times

January 7, 2012 Lisa K. Nelson

As winter break (a misnomer for parents, by the way) comes to a merciful close, I look back on the high- and low-lights of living 24-7 with my children – my eldest in particular.   […]

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