angelina jolie © by PHOTO ♥ BOOTH Turns out there is a Spanish Angelina Jolie… which is good news for American orphans, but bad news for Jennifer Anistonez.
So, Justin Bieber got another tattoo of Jesus… which is wierd because Jesus has a tattoo of Justin Timberlake. Awk-ward.
A 94 year-old woman is reunited with the 77 year-old daughter she gave up for adoption. They celebrate by shopping at Justice where the daughter demands several pairs of trashy, overpriced jeans and purple, […]
It is New Year’s Eve morning at an ungodly hour. I am up this early not because I really want to bask in the pre-dawn glow of the Christmas tree lights while sipping green tea […]
While working out recently, I skimmed through Cosmo’s “100 Best Sex Tips” — one of which was to “Make a Sex Bucket List.” Unfortunately, I did not see the word “list” and the end result […]
The Pope decries “Christmas glitter” and holiday excess while dressed in ludicrously huge bling-y hat and over-the-top robe-age.
Why does every Paula Deen magazine cover photo look like she is about to be raped by an elf?
I just watched a cat fight scene in a swimming pool with Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis (“You Again”). If I were a dude, I would want to rinse my eyes out with some […]
I just finished helping my daughter type a D.A.R.E. essay. This is my least favorite part of the 5th grade curriculum because it turns your kids into obsessive cocktail-counting, militant, mini Carrie Nations… which is […]
This time of year, when I am once again suckered into collecting cash for the holiday teacher gift, I always want to take that big wad of cash and go crazy in a strip club. […]