Unicorn Bites 11/15/13
My wife doesn’t think pregnancy makes her crazy. I agreed with her so she would stop screaming and put down the machete. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2013 When you say, “I […]
My wife doesn’t think pregnancy makes her crazy. I agreed with her so she would stop screaming and put down the machete. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2013 When you say, “I […]
I just finished helping my daughter type a D.A.R.E. essay. This is my least favorite part of the 5th grade curriculum because it turns your kids into obsessive cocktail-counting, militant, mini Carrie Nations… which is […]