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Author: Mary Farr

Mary Farr, a retired pediatric hospital chaplain and inspirational speaker has published five books including the critically acclaimed If I Could Mend Your Heart, and her newest release, The Promise in Plan B, HOPress-ShorehouseBooks.com. Mary’s capacity to infuse audiences with joy and laughter inspires kindness, concern for one another, and a deep understanding of happiness. A graduate of the University of Wisconsin with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English, Mary completed her divinity studies in the Episcopal Diocese of Eau Claire where she was ordained to the permanent diaconate in 1983. She received a Master of Arts degree in Theology from St. Catherine University in her hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota.

Meditation Mayhem

June 22, 2015June 22, 2015 Mary Farr

Today Madam revealed her new summer hobby—meditation. Though it seemed like a peaceful endeavor, she claimed it had been anything but peaceful. In her words, the two Hairball Pets had turned her 30-minutes of refreshment […]

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FictionChuck and Dons Pet Food, Deepak Chopra, jack russell terrier, Labradore retriever, meditation

When to Say No to A Career in Horticulture

May 3, 2015May 3, 2015 Mary Farr

I never felt moved to garden. A weekly CSA full of carrots makes a delicious gift, but last year when I was craving a fresh rhubarb crisp, our CSA farmer Clyde Gunderson delivered a bushel […]

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2 CommentsFictionBobcat Gator, compost, Dairy Queen, Dodge Ram, Ford Super Duty pickup

The Carbon Monoxide Caper

March 3, 2015March 3, 2015 Mary Farr

Here it is only March, and someone came up with a bright idea to tackle spring housecleaning. Not that we couldn’t use a little tidy-up around the clubroom. However, when Madam walked in with a […]

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4 CommentsFictionAce Hardware, Dixies, Menards, Saint Paul Fire Department, Subaru Outback

Are We Disappearing with Age?

February 17, 2015February 17, 2015 Mary Farr

Madam stopped in today to talk about our winter foray up North on the Gunflint Trail. Since food preparation is always top of mind for this snowy event, I figured she wanted to discuss my […]

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2 CommentsFictionCostco, Fifty Shades of Grey, irs, Pillsbury Bake Off

The Cat Sitting Caper

January 31, 2015January 31, 2015 Mary Farr

 Madam rang this morning to report that she needed my advice. Truthfully, she probably just wanted to vent. It seemed that her First Born had embarked on an Alaskan tour a few days ago and left […]

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5 CommentsFictionanimal behaviorist, cats, domestic shorthairs, hostas, pheromones, v

When it’s Time to Revise Your New Year’s Resolutions

January 12, 2015January 12, 2015 Mary Farr

Here it is January again, and Madam and I just got around to kicking off our New Year’s resolutions. I resolved to enter my Texas Hold ’em carrot cake in the Pillsbury Bake Off. She […]

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2 CommentsFictionCooking Light Magazine, Dr. Oz, jack russell terrier, new years resolutions, Pillsbury Bake Off, Quick Trip, Snap Fitness

Minnesota Holiday Traditions

November 25, 2014November 25, 2014 Mary Farr

Madam and I discovered that holiday shopping here in Minnesota includes fascinating selections — everything from Norwegian lefse griddles and Swedish Dala Horses, to handmade sweaters for all our friends large and small. I might not […]

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How to Wrangle a Winter Puppy

November 22, 2014November 22, 2014 Mary Farr

Madam recently asked if I cared to add a second Jack Russell terrier to our furry family. “Um, yes I guess so,” I replied while mentally tallying the hours of training I put into the […]

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4 CommentsFictionAveda spa, Carhartt jacket, Jack Russell terriers

The Real Meaning of Deer Hunting

October 31, 2014October 31, 2014 Mary Farr

It’s deer hunting season here in flyover country. That means every buck stalker in possession of a Cabela’s credit card has slipped into blaze orange wear and donned a camo headlamp. It’s a taxidermist’s dream […]

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3 CommentsFictionblaze orange, Buck Knuckle Saloon, Cabela's, deer camp, deer hunting

The Unplanned Dismount

October 8, 2014October 8, 2014 Mary Farr

I was peacefully sleeping in this morning following last night’s late rerun of Lonesome Dove. When I finally opened one eye, there stood Madam at my door leveling a mighty gaze in my direction. No […]

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3 CommentsFictionargyle sweaters, Ariat, Dover Saddlery, Equine Couture, Labor Day

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