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Author: Mary Farr

Mary Farr, a retired pediatric hospital chaplain and inspirational speaker has published five books including the critically acclaimed If I Could Mend Your Heart, and her newest release, The Promise in Plan B, HOPress-ShorehouseBooks.com. Mary’s capacity to infuse audiences with joy and laughter inspires kindness, concern for one another, and a deep understanding of happiness. A graduate of the University of Wisconsin with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English, Mary completed her divinity studies in the Episcopal Diocese of Eau Claire where she was ordained to the permanent diaconate in 1983. She received a Master of Arts degree in Theology from St. Catherine University in her hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota.

A Short Course in Companion Goat Shopping

August 21, 2014August 21, 2014 Mary Farr

This week Madam suggested that I might enjoy the companionship of a goat. Not just any goat, but maybe a Nigerian Dwarf goat or a Spanish goat. Apparently she’s on a goat affirmative action kick. […]

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7 CommentsFictionAndroid Phone, Minnesota State Fair, Nike, Sundowner trailers, Words with Friends

Disarming Alarms

August 8, 2014August 8, 2014 Mary Farr

This week Madam achieved a personal best for activating the most home alarm systems in a seven-day period. I’m speaking of alarms that result in unscheduled firefighter visits or Xcel Energy shutting off one’s natural […]

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8 CommentsFictionADT Home Security, Angie's List, Lake Vermillian, walleye, Xcel Energy

Hello “Plan B”

July 11, 2014July 11, 2014 Mary Farr

The boys and I were enjoying an evening of five-card-draw with a side of morning glory pizza when Madam showed up. She usually avoided my card club nights, as a couple of our malodorous players […]

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2 CommentsFictionFive Card Draw, Hialeah Park, life coach, Minnesota Twins, world series

The CSA Mystery

June 25, 2014June 25, 2014 Mary Farr

Madam signed, us up for our annual CSA (Community Supported Agriculture program). We love those brimming boxes of garden surprises that show up in Mrs. Anderson’s garage. My job is to trot next door to […]

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5 CommentsFictioncard shark, Community Supported Agriculture, cribbage, CSA, rhubarb crisp

Seniors with Benefits

June 13, 2014June 13, 2014 Mary Farr

Anyone who hangs out with a jack russell terrier knows the meaning of dictatorial. Not that I dislike jack russell terriers. Frankly, I find them rather appealing, in a master sergeant sort of way. I […]

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4 CommentsFictionAARP, jack russell terrier, Jo Nesbo, Ritz Crackers

Women + Horses = Epicurean Delight

June 3, 2014June 3, 2014 Mary Farr

  News from Noah A few new guests have arrived at my home sweet home – all females. And this usually means their human partners are female too. Woman and the horses that manage them […]

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6 CommentsFictionCNN, Emeril Lagasse, Greenhouse gas, KitchenAid mixer, Old Country Buffett, Supreme Court

On the Road Again

May 21, 2014May 21, 2014 Mary Farr

Well, it’s spring, and Madam and I are on the road again. Last year’s touring began in Wisconsin with a Memorial Day band concert followed by Lake City Eagle Days. All those John Philip Sousa […]

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6 CommentsFictionElmwood, flying saucer, John Philip Sousa, Memorial Day, UFO, Wisconsin

When “Plan A” Bombs

May 11, 2014May 11, 2014 Mary Farr

Life presents too many choices. Whether I’m shopping for hair products at the Waconia Feed and Hardware Emporium, or exploring career prospects in Horse and Hound, I’ve had some trouble shaping my next career move, […]

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7 CommentsFictioncoconut cupcakes, flyover country, Minnesota, Mother's Day, Oklahoma racetrack

Meet the REAL Noah Vail- A legend in his own mind

May 2, 2014May 2, 2014 Mary Farr

Something irregular occurred over the winter. We horses have morphed into one color—bay. It’s as if I enrolled in a genetic research project that advanced earth tones. Adding to these shades of sameness, a dozen new […]

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4 CommentsFictionDutch Warmblood, Florida, LinkedIn, Margaret Thatcher, Pre-Saint George dressage, Wellington

Writer’s Block and Other Occupational Hazards

April 22, 2014April 22, 2014 Mary Farr

This writing life has presented some pesky problems for a horse. Daily keyboard tasks have knocked the stuffing out of my leisure pursuits. All those memorable hours once filled with gin rummy tournaments have been […]

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12 CommentsFictionHoover upright, Pillsbury Bake Off, search engine optimized, Spanx Shapewear, writers block

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