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Author: Thoma Drinkard

Former Green Beret Soldier; former writer/teacher in securities licensing industry. Now full-time novelist with three thriller novels and two novellas published. A new one, "Devil's Blade," will be published soon.

Supermarket Checkout Rants

February 28, 2013February 28, 2013 Thoma Drinkard

There you stand: you have two items in your hands.  The express lane is closed and there are three people ahead of you.  None of them have a full, wheeled basket, so maybe this won’t […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecheckout lines, debit or credit, frustrations, humor, hundred dollar bills, lines, supermarkets

The Words Du Jour for Internet Ads

January 22, 2013January 22, 2013 Thoma Drinkard

Have you noticed the ads that accompany the between pages on Yahoo and other portal links? Here you are, going from one Yahoo email account to another and the ads say “One weird trick to…” […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologybikinis, humor, internet ads, testosterone, Yahoo ads, Yahoo spam

Leave My Products Alone

January 5, 2013January 5, 2013 Thoma Drinkard

After an adult lifetime of trying various products, I’ve settled into a pattern. There are some commodities I’ve come to love and trust after comparison with competing items. For example, Blistex—the medicated lip balm in […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleblistex, cheerios, grits, humor, nostalgia

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