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Author: John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

Shoulda Paid for Delivery.. a Poem

August 10, 2017August 10, 2017 John Chamberlin

  Perhaps the closest U-Haul location was flooded by the recent rain.  That has to be it! Let’s hope that a phone call was made to the U-Haul location to arrange for a rental and […]

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Work Elevator Jagoffery

July 13, 2017July 13, 2017 John Chamberlin

We all hated that kid in school that, when you were taking a test, kept sniffing.. “sniff…sniff..sn…sniiiiiif…sniff..sniff.” And you’d be like, “Dude! Blow your nooooooooose!” Well, maybe that irritating kid grew up, took your advice […]

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Cookout Leftovers at Work?

July 6, 2017July 6, 2017 John Chamberlin

Ok.. we love it when co-workers bring in the leftover Halloween candy the day after trick or treating.  We all spend the next few weeks sneaking around the candy-clump doing the “I’m just gonna have one […]

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Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – The “Keeper of the Stanley Cup” Mike Bolt

May 18, 2017May 18, 2017 John Chamberlin

This Week’s Yakkin Video! (Be Sure to Share Please!) We are yakkin’ with the Hockey Hall of Fame‘s “Keeper of the Cup,” Mike Bolt! He invited us in to his hotel room during the stadium […]

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Jagoffery in the Kitchen – Can Ya Spot It?

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 John Chamberlin

When you live in my house, you’re not immune to you or your lack of living skills appearing on my blog post. Thanks for noticing that the paper towel holder (denoted by the yellow Jagoffestrator […]

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Neighbors Fight Over Grass… Like Actual Grass… Not Weed

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 John Chamberlin

Here we go! Just why this blog was started… posting people embarrassing the rest of us Pittsburghers! We meet Victor and Carey in the middle of a grass-clippings throwing match: The criminal complaint reports both […]

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Guest Blogger: Punxsutawney Phil

March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 John Chamberlin

Guest Blogger: Punxsutawney Phil  Many people are coming down hard on Punxsutawney Phil for seeing his shadow and predicting 6 more weeks of winter.  But, it’s not really his fault and he reached out to […]

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A Presidents Day Guest Blog by the @ Symbol

February 23, 2017February 23, 2017 John Chamberlin

It’s Presidents Day week and John decided to take a holiday.  So, I decided to jump in.  It kind of seems weird that I am writing this guest blog about being overworked on a holiday […]

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Grade School Valentine’s Boxes

February 16, 2017February 16, 2017 John Chamberlin
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Remember those boxes that you had to make to collect your grade school Valentine’s Day cards?  Remember how you went home and looked through them as soon as you got home, just to see if […]

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Don’t Be Late For Church.. God Will Find You!

January 26, 2017January 26, 2017 John Chamberlin

Heading to church?  Ya might wanna check your shoes before ya leave the house! Last week, I headed to church with my daughter.  I like to get there right on time, or even a few […]

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