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Author: John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

The Pace-Setting Car Jagoff

January 12, 2017January 12, 2017 John Chamberlin

When there are no cars in front of you and a line of cars in your rear view mirror that look like a line at the car wash the first day above 50 degrees after […]

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Woman Makes Real-Life Poop Emoji

January 5, 2017January 5, 2017 John Chamberlin

This is one story where, you look at the headline, and then say… “Nawwwww!” and then realize you’re NOT reading some fake news and your heart sinks about where society is going. The story: Unidentified […]

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Who Designed The Fast Food Drive Thru?

December 22, 2016December 22, 2016 John Chamberlin

Dear fast-food drive-thru engineers, did you guys FAIL your how-tangents-and-cotangents-meet-real-life exam… Ya Jagoffs?

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Yakkin’ With YaJagoff – The World’s Largest Bike Museum

December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 John Chamberlin
YaJagoff with Bicycle Heaven

It’s a Yakkin’ With YaJagoff  Video We are yakkin with the owner of Bicycle Heaven, Craig Morrow. It’s the world’s LARGEST bicycle museum. You just cannot believe this place. Thousands of bike parts, bikes, and […]

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Who’s At Lunch When You Run Out On Your Lunch Hour For Something??

December 8, 2016December 8, 2016 John Chamberlin

For those of you who don’t get this right away, it’s all right. That’s why I’m here! Unless one works at this office, I imagine that it would be quite hard to get there unless it was […]

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The Dreaded Baggage Claim Jostling

December 1, 2016December 1, 2016 John Chamberlin
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For the veteran readers of this blog, you know this is one of my main pet peeves…..the people that think that they have to stand in the front row of the baggage claim machine. To me, […]

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Farting Gym Jagoff

November 10, 2016November 11, 2016 John Chamberlin
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So there I was in the hotel gym.  What is it, 12′ x 12′?  Maybe a little bigger.  I could smell the chlorine from the hotel pool in the next room over. There were 2 […]

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The YaJagoff! Podcast | Hockey (Well, Kind Of) With Bryan Trottier

October 29, 2016October 29, 2016 John Chamberlin
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We went all hockey this episode! Hockey Hall of Famer and 7-time Stanley Cup winner, Bryan Trottier is in the studio… WITH HIS GUITAR!!!! He sings, he tells stories about his first contract signing AND […]

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My Night at a Fashion Show – Video Recaps

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 John Chamberlin
YaJagoff Podcast at the David Alan Fashion Show

Last week, I told you that we were going to be at the David Alan Fashion Show to support the American Cancer Society last Saturday night in Pittsburgh. We did Facebook Live from the Pink Carpet […]

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YaJagoff on the Pink Carpet? Big News About This Friday

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Hey…. this is such important news that I’m dedicating today’s blog post to it!  And I’ll keep it short because, its 2:15am, I smell from my late hockey game and have to shower and… on […]

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