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Author: John Chamberlin

I write about Jagoffs, i.e. stupid politicians, awful sports officials, dumb criminals, bad drivers, ignorant people and on and on. BTW, Jagoff is NOT a swear word. It can be just as confusing as their, there and they're. Sometimes it's actually used as a term of endearment. My Pittsburgh blog is YaJagoff.com. Twitter is @YaJagoff.

Mastery-Level Grocery Store Jagoffery

July 7, 2016July 7, 2016 John Chamberlin
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I have in my hand, one Mega Ball (or whatever you call it) lottery ticket.  I decide that I’m having a chocolate craving.  So I run around the grocery store end cap, grab a Peppermint […]

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When the Jagoff Guy is the Jagoff!!!

June 16, 2016June 16, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Quick background: The Pittsburgh amusement park, Kennywood Park, did a grand re-opening of their Noah’s Ark attraction which was a big deal because it’s one of only a handful of dark, fun houses left in the United States […]

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“Curby” Puckett

June 9, 2016June 9, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Kirby Puckett was a famous baseball player.  “Curby” Puckett, our nickname for this driver, apparently is a high-jumping, famous basketball player.  Clearly, he got some “air” on this parking job! Did ya not feel that […]

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There Are Some Who Don’t Even Try

June 2, 2016June 1, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Nope!  Not a fake picture.  Not a SnapChat filter that adds fake parking spaces around a car. The good news is, they got between the lines. The bad news is, all of the other 182 […]

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Moving Day Jagoffs

May 26, 2016May 26, 2016 John Chamberlin
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This is what was written to accompany this photo: Seems like a great way to move a leather couch before a storm. Well, maybe the comment about them moving the couch is a litter presumptuous. […]

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What National Week is This? (I Need Your Help!)

May 19, 2016May 19, 2016 John Chamberlin
yj-EMSWeek

Sure, we’re all aware of National Oreo Day, Siblings Day, Hamburger Month, etc, etc. etc.  So aware that we post all kind of stuff all over the internet! But, how many Facebook posts and public […]

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Recycling Jagoffery

May 12, 2016May 8, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Go ahead… I’ll wait. It took me a little bit so don’t be embarrassed but, if you’ve recognized it already, you’re faster and smarter than me so just sit there and shut up until the […]

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Grocery Shopping Jagoffery

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 John Chamberlin
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This is the tweet that came with the photo: “This was by my car. The #JAGOFF who left it was parked BETWEEN the cart corral & the abandoned cart” Just last week, we talked about […]

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Jagoffery in the Grocery Store

April 28, 2016April 28, 2016 John Chamberlin
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These guys!!!!  ARRRGGHH! I was in the grocery store getting stuff to make dinner.  (Ok, yell at me later for why I didn’t plan ahead and had to be in a hurry!) To be honest, I […]

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How to Catch a Bike Thief (How NOT to Be a Bike Thief)

April 21, 2016April 20, 2016 John Chamberlin
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How do you nab a bike thief?  Well, how about by finding him holding two of the brand new bikes with price tags still on them? And it ain’t like its in New York City […]

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