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Ask the Wedding Lady
The day of your wedding should be the happiest day of your life, or at least the day of your first wedding. But the customs, folkways and by-laws of matrimony are so darned confusing, it […]
Who’s Better: Michael Jackson or Shakespeare?
I was almost feeling better–almost over the sense of pain and heartbreak that sweeps over me every June 25th, the anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death. Even though I hadn’t actually bought one of his records […]
Trump Claims that U. S. Air Strikes Have Obliterated All of Iran’s Microwave Ovens
“The world no longer needs to fear Iran,” announced President Donald J. Trump at a Wednesday press conference. “The B-2 bombers we deployed on Sunday destroyed virtually every microwave oven in that wretched dustbin of […]
Going Back to My Old School
News item: A 32-year-old former state social worker successfully posed as a teenager and became a student in three Boston high schools. When I read the news that a 32-year-old woman had passed herself off […]
Nuptial Indemnity
Insurance for weddings, family reunions and bar mitzvahs, already common in Britain, is becoming popular in the US. The Boston Globe I drove out to Glendale to put three new tantes on a bar […]