This takes bear necessities to a whole new, underground-level.

That awkward moment when two sadistic bears have just thrown you down a well.

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Don’t blink, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.

The story of the little dude who did exactly what he was told is neither fascinating nor interesting. It is, however, a story that needs to be told.

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“I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’ve changed. It’s been four days since my last thought of Bon Jovi hatred. Coincidentally or maybe not, it’s been four days since I began obsessing about black and white Teletubbies. I’m not sure which […]

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Some of you might find this hard to believe but proof is proof.

In a series of events that can only be described as satanic, it turns out that listening to Bon Jovi backwards encourages kids to stare at images of black and white Teletubbies. Want conclusive proof?  […]

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“There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

I told Jill Y that I needed some time and space to gather my thought. Bon Jovi hatred is an all-consuming passion and I refused to be distracted by distractions. I took myself up a […]

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Anyone know any Finnish metal bands looking for an album cover?

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I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper. Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…

Please address him by the proper salutation. He worked hard for that degree.

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Some of the greatest things ever, are in pictures.

The word on the street is that we should all eat pizza. They knead the dough.

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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. – Marcus Aurelius

If you’re going to ask me to unscramble the sight words, I can only see one thing happening.

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For the record, Bon Jovi lyrics have taught me well and I can now spell fourteen words right.

Fourteen Words I Can Spell Right Are Octupus Seven Two And Two More Octopusseys  

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