If you see Leo DiCaprio hanging around here, DO NOT let him near either of these screenplays.

Accidents happen. When Thirsty Dave accidentally drank 164 beers in one night, he was not to know that he had one too many. The first 163 beverages went down without incident but #164 would forever […]

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Jovi; Ledden; Self – Wondrous Wordsmiths of Class and Distinction.

Self has penned some of the greatest words that have ever mattered.

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Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.

Like a bee, we’re all busy. Sometimes you might want some soup and with your hectic life full of Bon Jovi hatred and math avoidance, you might not have time to let your soup cool […]

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The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

If I was to tell you that they sold Thomas The Tank Engine for parts, you wouldn’t believe me and I wouldn’t believe me either but what if I was to present you with evidence? […]

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You know the continuous area or expanse which is free, available, or unoccupied? Give me some of that, will you?

When Jill Y says good morning but I’m only after waking up and can’t comment on how good or bad it is.

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This is a husband? Is it? Is it really?

I’m not impressed with the curriculum that my imaginary daughter is taught in school. This book vastly misrepresents what truly motivates a husband and doesn’t focus on its subject matter. This stuff just lens itself […]

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Does anyone have three yearbooks that I can post this to?

Seems legit…

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Some say the only two people who know the truth about Brandon Dawson and Tasha Deeter are Tasha Deeter and Brandon Dawson…

This is just too hard. I’m gonna need to interview your family and friends before I make my decision.

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“I don’t think Bill Y Ledden is a role model for anyone” – Bill Y Ledden

I’m not one for giving advice, Kerry, but might I suggest that you get some new role models to look up to? Miley Cyrus might be a good place to start.

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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals ― George Bernard Shaw

It’s all good, Ankit. Whatever puts a smile on the lining of your stomach is all good.

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