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Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.

Like a bee, we’re all busy. Sometimes you might want some soup and with your hectic life full of Bon Jovi hatred and math avoidance, you might not have time to let your soup cool down. In times like these, you might do this:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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5 Responses to Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.

  1. June 1, 2016 at 7:31 am

    I guess it is genius in some sort of warped way?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      June 5, 2016 at 5:44 am

      I think it’s genius in all warped ways, Don Don’s!

  2. Bill Spencer
    June 1, 2016 at 5:48 am

    Thus, the invention of the car radiator. And cooling towers for nuclear reactors.

    Now I’ve seen it all, Bill Y—from soup to nuts. Actually, I’ve seen a lot of nuts in your previous posts. But the soup is new.

    A really, really old guy checks into a nursing home, and on his first day an elderly woman approaches him and says, “Would you like super sex?” He thinks a moment and says, “I’ll take the soup.”

    • Bill Y Ledden
      June 5, 2016 at 5:49 am

      I think this is what broke the camel’s back, Bill. What bothers me is that the camel was minding its own too. What is this infatuation with breaking the camel’s back anyway? Why can’t we just leave the camel alone?

      • Bill Spencer
        June 5, 2016 at 6:00 am

        The camel has had his hump busted so many times he grew another hump.



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