Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.

Like a bee, we’re all busy. Sometimes you might want some soup and with your hectic life full of Bon Jovi hatred and math avoidance, you might not have time to let your soup cool down. In times like these, you might do this:


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5 thoughts on “Soup Puns? I’m sorry but I don’t have any in stock.”

  1. Thus, the invention of the car radiator. And cooling towers for nuclear reactors.

    Now I’ve seen it all, Bill Y—from soup to nuts. Actually, I’ve seen a lot of nuts in your previous posts. But the soup is new.

    A really, really old guy checks into a nursing home, and on his first day an elderly woman approaches him and says, “Would you like super sex?” He thinks a moment and says, “I’ll take the soup.”

    1. I think this is what broke the camel’s back, Bill. What bothers me is that the camel was minding its own too. What is this infatuation with breaking the camel’s back anyway? Why can’t we just leave the camel alone?

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