I get way too much happiness from good food. – Elizabeth Olsen

It’s all good, Makenzie. Whatever puts a smile on your face is all good.

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True happiness is… to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca aka Seneca the Younger.

It’s all good, Tyler. Whatever puts a smile on your face is all good.

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Some say Tarantula is as succinct as Leonard Cohen and I tend to agree.

I’d like to introduce you to Tarantula. Tarantula is the latest member of the Bon Jovi Anti-Fan Club. She’s a single-minded individual who brings a wealth of experience to our cause. Tarantula will not be […]

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A doctrine that is taught.

My imaginary son told me that he wanted to learn how to train his puppy. I told him there were lots of dog training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing the videos to […]

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Now that we have that out of the way, we turn to more pressing matters…

There are but two constants in life. 1. You will wake up one evening and realize that the so-called music of Bon Jovi will never have the same relevance as the Nivea for Men range […]

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Homegirls be like…

So Thirsty Dave broke up with Scurvy Jane and this time it’s for real. We brought Sugartastic Daddy John in to mediate but unfortunately, just like their relationship, it didn’t work out. The Thirsty one […]

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Nature is a beautiful thing.

I was telling my imaginary son that the larger trucks form a protective barrier around the infants of the herd and that nature is a beautiful thing…

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