11 thoughts on “What happens when you are a Vegan and haven’t told anyone in 10 minutes?”

1. He looks like he needs the Heimlich maneuver.

2. Okay, someone’s got to say it so it might as well be me. “I like vegans, they taste just like chicken.” Disclaimer: Please send all hate mail to debs_only_kidding@imjoking.com 😉

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3. Did you say a Vulcan? Oh. vegan! Well that’s a whole different vein.

   1. Are you out of your vegan mind? 🙂

4. “Raise your hand if you need to go to the bathroom or tell someone you’re a vegan.”

   1. Can we just calm down here, there’s no need to raise both hands.

5. Great Bill Y, now the vegans are going to write! This was so funny; it’s worth a few hate mails.

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6. Maybe too much seitan jerky?
   Maybe he ate some bad tofurkey?

   1. Either way, it’s all coming to a head.

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