I used to think we shared everything…

That awkward moment when you realize she’s been hiding A LOT of secrets from you.

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One minute you’re best friends and then, all of a sudden, before you can paws for breath…

Well that escalated slowly…

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“Each mistake teaches you something new about yourself. There is no failure, remember, except in no longer trying. It is the courage to continue that counts.” ― Chris Bradford, The Way of the Sword.

Some say The Rock will one day truly finish buttoning his sleeve…

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Ba.con, n: (bey-kuhn) A perfect blend of salt, fat and love.

I looked everywhere except where it was and eventually realized that I had lost the shopping list that Jill Y lovingly prepared. It was time to make an executive decision and that’s exactly what I did. […]

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Don’t count on this dude.

I’m not known for my counting skills but if this dude makes this much money every day, he must work 35 days a month… 15327,87 \ 437 = 35,07521739130435

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Some say I’m a one-trick mammoth but I also hate Nickelback.

There’s no need to thank me. You’re totally welcome.

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The Scientific Formula for Happiness.

When what you knew all along is finally proven…   Thanks Science.  

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