I know the Prime Directive prohibits interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations but this end justifies the means.

We hypnotized Thirsty Dave. We then told him that milk was alcohol. Outcome: He now loves milk.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Pagan and an Atheist all walk into a bar…

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That awkward moment when you realize you left half your dog at home…

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