No sense was made in the making of this.

We woke up this morning, as proud as proud peacocks who just sold a copy of Windows Vista for its full retail price on eBay. When your imaginary son decides he has morals, values and […]

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I’m not sure if “Happy” is written all over their faces.

I don’t now how natural this stuff is but I’m happy that we only have one imaginary dog and 72 imaginary cats to try it on.

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It’s very easy to lose faith in the youth of today because of the useless, brain-dead, neanderthals that they are but every now and again, one comes along and gives us hope.

Bill Y Presents:   The Future  

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“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” – Albert Einstein.

There are those who do not approve of the parenting skills of Jill Y and I. Some say our imaginary daughter will grow up with an imagination, equal or greater than the thirst of Thirsty […]

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Easy As Sunday Morning.

People have tremendously tried and the same people have frantically failed. Some take two weeks annual leave from work just to see if they can successfully complete the task. Those in the know, who know […]

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Now, Now, Now, Now.

A well-balanced individual is nothing if not well, balanced. Betwixt distractions, understanding how magnets work and ballooning, it’s easy to get carried away with the type of excitement usually reserved for actors in the new […]

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Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel.

Sometimes this world is as cryptic as math and sometimes it’s as obvious as the square root of a weasel. Sometimes Jill Y speaks to me in language I don’t understand. Truth be known, there’s […]

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Gary didn’t think there was anyone out there who could help him but he was wrong.

Jill Y and I have much in common. We both have a fear of Nuns; our favorite number is 346,221.5 and neither of us play drums. We all remember what we were doing on the […]

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Oct.1 – A group of students playing hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Centre at 11p.m. caused a faculty member to call the University Police. The police arrived but were not able to find any of the students.

I’ve underlined the important parts of the below article. You’re welcome.

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WHY DOESN’T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME? AM I SCREAMING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE TO EVERYBODY ELSE? NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO A WORD I SAY AND I ALWAYS SAY WORDS SO ELOQUENTLY.

Apologies if I’m not my usual level-headed, self today. “JILL Y, I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE KEY TO THE BEER FRIDGE. HERE COMES THIRSTY DAVE. IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF DOING THIS ONE SIMPLE […]

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