Random Thought 41 November 6, 2011November 8, 2011 Jarod Kintz The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good. Share this Post:
Random Thought 40 November 6, 2011November 8, 2011 Jarod Kintz The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays. Share this Post:
Random Thought 39 November 4, 2011 Jarod Kintz I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job. Share this Post:
Random Thought 38 November 3, 2011November 3, 2011 Jarod Kintz Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the fear of losing something. Share this Post:
Random Thought 37 November 2, 2011 Jarod Kintz I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can’t get to them. Share this Post:
Random Thought 36 November 1, 2011November 1, 2011 Jarod Kintz I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. Share this Post:
Random Thought 35 October 31, 2011November 1, 2011 Jarod Kintz I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. Share this Post:
Random Thought 34 October 30, 2011October 30, 2011 Jarod Kintz I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dying my hair tonight. Share this Post:
Random Thought 33 October 29, 2011October 29, 2011 Jarod Kintz I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry. Share this Post:
Random Thought 32 October 28, 2011October 28, 2011 Jarod Kintz I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that “new car smell” all the time. Share this Post:
