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Beaver Kills Man For Trying To Take Its Picture

April 11, 2013April 11, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

A man in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver when he was trying to take its picture. The man saw the beaver while he was fishing at Lake Shestakov. When he approached it […]

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