A man in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver when he was trying to take its picture. The man saw the beaver while he was fishing at Lake Shestakov. When he approached it to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh and severed an artery. The man’s friends couldn’t stop the bleeding and he bled to death. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the beaver used to belong to Sean Penn.
Belarusian Beavers are the most vindictive of the beavers even when they’re not having a bad hair day.
The beaver was probably having a bad hair day.