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Beaver Kills Man For Trying To Take Its Picture

April 11, 2013
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A man in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver when he was trying to take its picture. The man saw the beaver while he was fishing at Lake Shestakov. When he approached it to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh and severed an artery. The man’s friends couldn’t stop the bleeding and he bled to death. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the beaver used to belong to Sean Penn.

 

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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2 Responses to Beaver Kills Man For Trying To Take Its Picture

  1. April 12, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Belarusian Beavers are the most vindictive of the beavers even when they’re not having a bad hair day.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 12, 2013 at 10:53 am

    The beaver was probably having a bad hair day.



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