Unicorn Bites 7/3/14
Theater usher: Help! This guy collapsed! Me: I’m a doctor. Usher: Do CPR! Me: My doctorate is in classical poetry. *reads him a sonnet* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 A high school diploma […]
Theater usher: Help! This guy collapsed! Me: I’m a doctor. Usher: Do CPR! Me: My doctorate is in classical poetry. *reads him a sonnet* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 A high school diploma […]