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Friday Humor Devotional

November 11, 2011

Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp.  My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed,  Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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9 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Jack Sass
    November 13, 2011 at 1:20 am

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Better you then me. ;)

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      November 16, 2011 at 5:04 pm

      And that’s why I don’t go to the gym! ;)

  2. lbwoodgate
    November 12, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    This is perfect for my upcoming colonoscopy. Cleansing the bowels in preparation the day before is always a “fun” experience.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      November 16, 2011 at 5:01 pm

      LB I can’t imagine anyone looking forward to having a colonscopy let alone having to drink that nasty crap that makes you crap youself silly! Now if they had Tequila flavored prep I’d have one every year!! ;)

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    November 11, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Bleah! Nobody could ever mistake that colonoscopy sludge for Gatorade after taking even one slug of it! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      November 11, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      I hear tell some are quite tasty if you spike it with Tequila . . . ;)

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        November 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm

        Really? I’ll have to try that next time. It might not make the procedure any easier, but I’ll walk into that doctor’s office feeling GOOD!

  4. Ted Thomas
    November 11, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Ha, Ha, Ha, what a vision that created. :-)

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      November 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sadly I’ve been in a similar situation with bad mexican food . . .

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