Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp. My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed, Amen.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Better you then me.
And that’s why I don’t go to the gym!
This is perfect for my upcoming colonoscopy. Cleansing the bowels in preparation the day before is always a “fun” experience.
LB I can’t imagine anyone looking forward to having a colonscopy let alone having to drink that nasty crap that makes you crap youself silly! Now if they had Tequila flavored prep I’d have one every year!!
Bleah! Nobody could ever mistake that colonoscopy sludge for Gatorade after taking even one slug of it! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!
I hear tell some are quite tasty if you spike it with Tequila . . .
Really? I’ll have to try that next time. It might not make the procedure any easier, but I’ll walk into that doctor’s office feeling GOOD!
Ha, Ha, Ha, what a vision that created.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sadly I’ve been in a similar situation with bad mexican food . . .