When I think back on the past and the many mistakes and Bon Jovi songs I’ve heard, I just can’t help but look forward to the future and all the Bon Jovi songs I don’t have to listen to. I know I’m not supposed to talk about the time machine but the future is a pretty funky place to hang out in. From reading materials that actually tell you how magnets work to ‘Understanding Paris Hilton for dummies’, the future has something for somebody that wants to have everything. I know I shouldn’t be sharing this but here’s a little glimpse into the type of goodies that await:
Of course, nobody thinks to make one of these for women, too!
I was wondering how long it would take before someone mentioned that!
But wait! There’s more! if you order right now we’ll send you a vinyl carrying case to tote your U.R.I.-9000 in when camping out or on vacation.
I can understand the desire to want this product right now but I’m afraid it doesn’t come out until 2074.
And they say genius no longer exists! 🙂
I know, who said all the best ideas are already taken!