There’s the right way of doing things and Thirsty Dave’s way of doing things

I’m no great thinker like Einstein or Paris Hilton but there’s no logic out there that can explain why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. There’s so many valuable things he could have done rather than ruining perfection. When I’m bored I immerse myself in the never ending pursuit of trying to figure out how magnets work. I’m fully aware that nobody actually knows how they work but at least I’m constructively aiming for something and not using my time ruining Star Wars. You’re probably thinking that I’ve something on my mind and you’re probably right. There’s something I’ve never told anybody except for Jill Y, Little Dill Y, Thirsty Dave, Sugartastic Daddy John, Scurvy Jane and the internet.

When I was growing up, I had a healthy  hatred for the so called music of Bon Jovi. Now that I’m supposedly grown up, I’ve lost none of that disgust but I do have a rare condition that will kill me if I accidentally hear the music of said so called band. I’m not looking for sympathy but I haven’t got a leg to stand on because I accidentally shot myself in the foot. Okay, I may not have shot myself in the foot but I have a habit of saying the wrong to the wrong person at the wrong time.

The last person I said the wrong thing to, was Thirsty Dave. The thirsty one has a way with words and I casually mentioned that he should help his fellow man and start some literacy classes. He was as a happy as a thirsty pig at a free bar, immediately done the wrong thing and now I feel guilty for putting the stupid idea in his stupid head in the first place:

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