5 Hour Energy should be called 1 Hour and 47 Minutes of Hope and 3 Hours and 53 Minutes of Giving Up and Going to Starbucks.
Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would...



Can I rearrange the time to include 30 minutes of yawning and boredom?
Yes, but only if you make room on the couch for me.