All my Friends are no Longer Living

I think it is safe to assume that the good people of HumorOutcasts.com are fans of books. Books are cooler than your favourite band, your favourite poxy reality television show and your favourite social network that is using your personal data in ways we have not even come close to understanding.

I had saved since 2006 and thought I would treat myself and spend all my hard-earned money on a new book. The only problem was Amazon. Amazon had more than one book and I didn’t know what I wanted.

I have a specific issue with looking at books on the internet. Because I can’t physically touch the book, I can’t throw it at Little Dill Y when he does something wrong. If he doesn’t have to dodge a book, he thinks he’s done nothing wrong and continues to act like the little brat that he’s become. He doesn’t like going to the library at all because once we’re there, I have all the ammunition I need for my all out assault on his massive misbehaving.

So there I was, looking at a book on the internet and as if by magic itself, the pages started turning and I was able to see what it was about. The more pages that were presented, the more hooked I became and even though I couldn’t touch the book, I could get a feel for it. I decided there and then, to buy the book and when the postman arrived, I was overcome with a sense of overbearing happiness. Here, have a peak yourself at the new-found joy of my life:

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