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Big up the boobs

May 12, 2012
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If you’re like me and hopefully you’re not, you’ve used 10% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts. While this in itself is commendable and needs to be commended, most of us have another 90% of our mind that we could also be using to big up the boobs. While this is easy to say, putting it into practice is another thing completely. That’s why this printed matter, may just be the very thing you need:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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10 Responses to Big up the boobs

  1. May 13, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    This seems like a Jedi mind trick that Yoda failed to teach Luke.

    • May 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm

      Luke always had a problem focusing on the important things anyway.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    May 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    Sorry, but I need the other 90 percent of my mind just to remember where I left my keys.

    Besides that, there are some of us who don’t need to add any more to what we were naturally given. If we did, we wouldn’t be able to look down and see our own feet.

    • May 12, 2012 at 3:59 pm

      I don’t really see the benefit of been able to look down and see your own feet. I might be missing something, well I know I’m missing something but that’s neither here or anywhere. If you’re a professional football player, it might be important to look down and see your feet and maybe a few other professions like dancers or rock climbers but I’m none of those.

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        May 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm

        Well, if you have just spent a lot of money on a pair of really cute shoes you want to be able to look down and admire them, yanno?

        • May 13, 2012 at 5:00 am

          Copy that, Jill Y explained to me that some women think more about shoes than they do about chocolate.

  3. May 12, 2012 at 11:52 am

    I use 90% of my mind to imagine bigger boobs on nearly all women! Just helping the cause…

    • May 12, 2012 at 12:14 pm

      If all women read the book, they could learn to big up their own boobs and then you wouldn’t have to use your imagination anymore!

  4. May 12, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Plastic Surgeons everywhere are quaking in their boots!

    • May 12, 2012 at 7:38 am

      Quaking in their massively expensive boots!



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