Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in a hell of a lot of trouble and so is grandma, Amen.
After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.
Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of western, romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.
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I knew they would catch Grandma. Even though she is popular with the police, you knew that someday her lap dance would lose its appeal. Such a shame that men don’t want to see real, wrinkly women anymore!
I’ve had nightmares envisioning any grandma giving a cop a lap dance! But snacking on liquor filled doughnuts I’m okay with LOL!