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I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

July 11, 2012
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When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is banned to this very day. Jill Y is different in that she’s intelligent, analytical and looks good in a bikini. As is the case with people, we have no problem finding fault with others but that’s only because we’re perfect ourselves. Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane are impulsive people and this is why it’s fun to spend time with them. Their on/off relationship might just be off again after the thirsty one made a cock-up of monumental proportions:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 11, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Now you have me curious. Which 12 countries? (That way, when I am traveling there, I can just say, “I know Bill Y. Ledden” and they’ll let me right through without even checking my passport or making me get a visa.)

    • July 11, 2012 at 9:48 am

      Uh, Kathy, chances are you might find yourself thrown into some hell hole of a prison. :)

      • July 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm

        I would massively heed Donna’s words on this one!

    • July 11, 2012 at 1:20 pm

      I think I might have made a mistake. When I said ‘ruler of 12 Eastern European countries’, I should have said ‘wanted convict of 12 Eastern European countries’ so it’s probably a good idea to forget to mention my non-good name when you go anywhere near Eastern Europe!

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        July 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm

        Thank you both for clarifying this for me. ;)

        Bill, I didn’t know you were such a colorful character. Come to think of it, it is often the criminals who run countries! ;) :D

        • July 11, 2012 at 4:03 pm

          Glad that’s all cleared up then.

          I like it when I’m called a colorful character. It disguises what I really am! :D

  2. July 11, 2012 at 6:49 am

    And another relationship made in heaven! And I somehow knew you and Jill Y were perfect!!!

    • July 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm

      I think I might have made a mistake. When I said ‘perfect’, I should have said ‘as perfect as the inflation of Zimbabwe!



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