They say this Irish pub landlady from the 50’s looks like Rodney Dangerfield and they are right…

I’ve been accused of being a fool on more than 567,119 occasions and the accusations are all true. I don’t intentionally wake up with the intention of being foolish. That’s just the way my cookie […]

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Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter, The Beatles and The Stones

When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]

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Me, my giraffe and I

When I was supposed to be growing up, I didn’t want a pony like my sister because a pony like my sister would have been weird. I wanted a giraffe and I got one too […]

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I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries

When I was supposed to be growing up, I was always encouraged to use my imagination and that’s why I’m the ruler of 12 Eastern European countries where the so-called music of Bon Jovi is […]

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