The scene was set. I picked up the microphone and addressed the audience. I thanked them for coming and so began the inaugural meeting of ‘Those who really can’t stand the so-called music of Bon Jovi‘. Because of the restraining order, I wasn’t allowed to visit New Jersey myself but technology combined with the power of my disgust are powerful tools and the video link was crystal clear. We started with the burning effigies of Bon Jovi. Juvenile June Von Jessen is more of an arsonist than an artist but she burns Bon Jovi figures with all the grace of the 5 times convicted pyromaniac, that she is. With the reception rousing, the dousing was sublime poetry, wrapped in velvet.
The next item on the agenda was ‘Insults’ and the floor was thrown open to all. When Adam Apple said he would rather become a woman, fall in love with himself and get married to himself, than hear the so-called music of Bon Jovi, we applauded for many minutes.
For several weeks now, Sugartastic Daddy John has wanted to become a Senior Hater so I decided to set him a quiz to see if he had the right credentials. Unfortunately for him, it wasn’t be his day and I had to let him down gently: