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Once upon a time, there lived a family of four.
The parents so loved their kids, they wanted to try for one more.
After trying and prayers, they soon had a boy – this latest addition brought them all loads of joy.
The parents agreed their family’s size was just fine. So much so they nodded, “We should perhaps draw a line.”
But the line’s not a true line – it’s a metaphor you see, because the couple decided to have a vasectomy.
When I say “the couple” I of course mean the man, ‘cuz he’s the one for which a vasectomy is planned.
The quest was engaged – his reproductive door would be shut – a doctor was needed for the man’s final cut.
To find a great doctor would indeed by the key – identify an MD for his nether anatomy.
Referrals from close friends was all that it took, the dad found a great doc to take a quick look.
Upon consultation a date they did make, the doctor assured it’d be easy as cake.
Regardless, the dad soon looked up WebMD – to learn a bit more of his near surgery.
While researching online the dad started to squirm, it seems razor-sharp knives help stop flowing sperm.
The site then recommends resting flat on your back, with swelling to be treated by a strategic ice pack.
All things considered, the procedure’s not bad – he’ll keep from four-peating as a brand-spanking new dad.
Let the banners unfurl and the trumpets sound out. Let the laurel leaves fall and chorale singers shout.
Fast as a flash his virility ends, after a fast “lower” shave and snip of vas deferens.
With the procedure complete, the family number is quite right – and they embark on their future that seems only bright.
The moral of this tale should be easy to see, that it’s really quite easy for a vasectomy.
(at least that’s what my wife says)
I have always told my wife that it should be her who has this kind of thing done. After all, her stuff has a shorter shelf life and my second wife might want kids.
Congrats! We stopped with two kids, but I didn’t have to snip anything to keep more from coming! I’m glad we were able to find alternatives that worked for us. BTW, this was a very good poem, too! Shades of Dr. Seuss.
I think we should nominate you as Poet Laureate of the US! So, so funny!!
I second the nomination.
This is soooooooooo going to be shared with Chief Money Maker. Too funny!