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Proper Urinal Etiquette

November 1, 2012
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When a man is doing his toilet, certain etiquette must be followed for this is the law of the land and the law of the land must always be followed. There is a wrong way of doing things, a wronger way of doing things and then there is the wrongest way of doing things. And so it came to pass that Thirsty Dave was doing his toilet, minding his own when in walked Scurvy Jane’s brother, Scurvy John. The thirsty one knew the scurvy one but they wouldn’t be the greatest of friends. What happened next was just wrong to the max:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to Proper Urinal Etiquette

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    November 2, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Sadly I must say I have seen urinals in action. Mostly when I’m tipsy and stumbled into the wrong restroom. From my brief observation accuracy is optional, lol!

    • November 2, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      The whole accuracy thing is more like a lottery than anything else!

  2. November 1, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Having never seen urinals in “action” I am amazed at what men can do while relieving themselves. I must admit the standing on a friend’s shoulder seems to add a further challenge to this activity that you guys seem to have trouble doing with pinpoint accuracy without gymnastics.

    • November 2, 2012 at 7:31 am

      Sometimes accuracy is just so hard and it becomes a hit and miss situation!

  3. November 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Yes I have noticed a distinct unwillingness among guys to share their urinal.

    • November 2, 2012 at 7:26 am

      And long may it last, some things just shouldn’t be shared.

  4. November 1, 2012 at 11:09 am

    This gives new meaning to the phrase “pissed on”!

    • November 1, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      And also “taking the piss”!



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