Unless you sell apples for a living and own these apples, this is a funny story. We brought Thirsty Dave on his annual excursion from the pub. The thirsty one would not harm an insect of the order of Diptera but he is such a tool that you could easily mistake him for an entire family of tools who never experienced life outside of the toolbox. And so it was that we went to buy some apples. No sooner had we ignored him for a couple of fleeting seconds, than he went and done what we should have been expecting:
I think the sign actually means “If you taste it you have to buy it.”
That would make a lot more sense but we ran away as fast as we could so it didn’t really matter!
Maybe his insurance won’t cover the medication he needs (and sounds like he needs a LOT) so he’s on the “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” plan?
He only takes his medicine when we put it in a beer bottle and then he goes out for a beer and we don’t see him for a few weeks.