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The difference between a duck and a goose

July 25, 2012
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I like to think of myself as a minor celebrity. I know I’m not in the same league as a postman, milkman or a Kardashian but in my own head, I’m pretty influential in the world of my imagination. Being a minor celebrity brings with it, a sense of responsibility and it’s this responsibility that compels me to tell you the difference between a duck and a goose:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to The difference between a duck and a goose

  1. July 25, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    And I thought all you needed to do was see if they quacked or honked! Now that I realize I prefer ducks, where do I find them? (I’m sorry for asking, since I realize you are not an expert in all things!)

    • July 26, 2012 at 1:39 pm

      I’m afraid that’s where the well of my knowledge ends. I used to think the well was bottomless but life throws magnets, maths and James Joyce’s Ulysses at you and from there, it’s mass confusion all the way for me!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 25, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Thank you, Bill, for this most informative post.

    Now, how do you tell the difference between a Canada Goose and a Christmas Goose?

    • July 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      Oh no, I was afraid this might happening. I find something out, get excited and share it with the world. Then, somebody thinks I know something else and before you know it, I’ll be the worlds 2nd greatest expert on knowing stuff. I’m sorry Kathy, I just don’t know how to tell the difference between a Canada Goose and a Christmas Goose. Have you tried googling it?

  3. July 25, 2012 at 7:46 am

    HA HA HA! So, that is the way to tell!

    • July 25, 2012 at 2:06 pm

      I’m not going to lie and pretend that I knew the answer but when I looked at the picture, it was really obvious. The word ‘duck’ is beside the ducks and ‘goose’ is beside the goose!



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