There’s so little good news these days that it warms the cockles to bring you this tale of a less than ordinary man, going to extraordinary lengths in a successful attempt to be even less ordinary. Our story begins with a man’s suspicion and a call to the police, chills out in the middle with engaging the police and comes to a anti-climax with the mind-blowing realisation of the police:



The internet spirits are after me today. I just tried about three times to post something witty here, and nothing made it through.
Sorry Kathy, spam filters can be such a mess. Apparently so many people just pump products from that amazon company that the filter tripped out and kept moving your message below straight to spam. We have recovered one copy of it from the spam folder for all to see. 🙂
Thanks!
It doesn’t matter how many comments got through the filter Kathy, I know for a fact that they ere all massively funny and you rock.
Thanks. You just made my day!
Maybe he had finally come to the same realization that has hit me and many others:
I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON AMAZON.COM, I THINK I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING THEM IN BUSINESS!
It amazes me this person can function everyday. It only proves you don’t need a brain to exist.
But if they didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be able to mock them so much!