Humans invented language to satisfy the urge to complain. Rejoice and celebrate this glorious achievement!
I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…
I used to have a bumpersticker that said “Stop Global Whining!” Apparently, it did not catch on!
You are absolutely right Robert. You know what I really hate is when I complain and then someone else starts to complain and I can’t find the right words in the English language to tell them to shut up!
How about, “Shut up! I’m not through bitching yet. When I’m through, it’ll be your turn. Those are the rules.”